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Six clarity skills:
Six clarity skills: Marketing, Wants, Pitch, Bio, Sales, and Idea
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RetardSkills.
Clarity audits for not being an idiot
Read the briefThe brief
Why Retard Skills exists.
Retard Skills turns the Retardmaxxing idea into a practical clarity system. You pick the surface, paste the work into your AI, and get a direct audit that calls out where the useful thing got buried under jargon, hedging, adjectives, and fake sophistication.
What it does
Plain English. No pitch fog.
Run one of six skills — Marketing, Wants, Pitch, Bio, Sales, or Idea — and get a Retard Report: quote first, diagnosis second, fix third. Each skill has twenty fixed checks, so the output stays sharp instead of drifting into generic advice.
Project checks
Who it is for, what is proven, where it stands.
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Best for. Founders, builders, sellers, and operators who know the thing is good but can feel the explanation getting too clever.
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Proof. Live at retardskills.com with six shipped skills, email-gated access, generated Retard Reports, and the same editorial blue-paper brand system now echoed across this site.
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Status. Live. Free in beta while the skill library and reports tighten.
Features
What ships with Retard Skills.
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Twenty fixed checks
Twenty fixed checks per skill so the audit stays disciplined
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Retard Reports with
Retard Reports with quote-first diagnosis and practical fixes
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Built for AI
Built for AI agents and paste-in workflows instead of another dashboard
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Editorial paper, ink,
Editorial paper, ink, and blue brand system used as the reference for this refresh
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